The Human Race puts a lot of effort into avoiding nominations for the Darwin awards. Common sense may not be all that common, this is evident in the existence of warning labels such as…
“May cause drowsiness” (Sleeping Pills)
No Kidding.
“Never use a match or a lighter to check fuel level” (Ski-Doo Jet Skis)
At least in this case, ignoring the label might result in its user never needing to buy fuel ever again
“Avoid death” (New Holland Tractors)
Ok I’ll try my best.
“Do not use while sleeping” (Hairdryers)
I mean, when am I SUPPOSED to use it then?!
“May contain traces of Fish” (This pack of….fish…)
No way!
